Broward Democrats, progressives, union organizers and hippies are holding 2(!) protests in Broward on Tuesday. The fun begins at 10am with the “Move On.org Tax The 1%” rally at the Broward Government Center.

Later in the afternoon, Awake Broward, Pink Slip Rick, Pink Slip Mitt and Stop Rubio will hold a “Three Stooges” protest in Plantation. Get it? Mitt Romney, Rick Scott and Marco Rubio are the “three stooges”! The street corner rally will be filled with Broward Young Democrats, DEC officials and union types looking to stir up union issues at local casinos and the airports.

Anything to motivate progressives from staying home this November. In other words, AstroTurf.