This type of party gives douchebags a bad name. A motley collection of nerds and hangers-on dressed in Ed Hardy. And so many politicos, judges, and legal types wanted to be a part of this? Really?

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While you quake in your new Forever Lazy footed jammies waiting for FBIFDLEIRSSECDEAMOSAAD to knock on your door, rest assured that the rest of us are LAUGHING AT YOU! You fools. You sold your souls for a fantasy too juvenile to make the pages of Penthouse Forum. Your kingdom for a hooker and a gaudy watch.