Twas The Week Before Turdmas, a Rio Vista holiday poem by John McCrory Twas the week before Christmas, all through the Rio Vista hood, Not a neighbor was walking around, who would?!; The lawns were all littered with diarrhea and turds, As Tarpon River filled up with dead fish, crabs, and birds; The children were …
Continue reading “Twas The Week Before Turdmas, a Rio Vista Holiday Poem”