A new website, JUDYSTERN.NET, is counting down the days to the release of disgraced Broward County Commissioner Josephus Eggelletion. The website redirects the user to the Federal Bureau of Prisons website. The Feds show Joe Egg will hit the streets in just six days.

Even though we’re pretty sure Ms. Stern isn’t behind the website, check your mailboxes for an invite for a welcome home party.

Salami sandwiches for everyone!!!

Except Mike Satz. He’s not invited.