Broward School Board Member Allen Zeman gave this unbelievable statement to the Sun-Sentinel regarding our report he inappropriately touched a male employee. More to come…
“I don’t actually remember slapping his butt, so I couldn’t tell you if I did or didn’t,” Zeman said. “But we’re also athletes and guys do that to athletes. He had no issue with it.”
Zeman said he would have no problem with someone reviewing the matter if the person was offended.
“Had it been, for example, a woman and somebody had done that, there might be different rules. Maybe some men and women have those rules and that’s OK, but it’s really up to them. Right away it was brought up and both of us said, ‘Damn, that was nothing. We don’t care and so why would anybody else?”
Oh wow…NOW we are truly getting some deep investigative reporting! Butt, Tom, be sure to cover it from all angles…including, the posterior. See what I did there? There truly has to be a Pulitzer waiting to be awarded here.