Miami Herald: Coach Sparano To Get The Boot; Hazelle Rogers Confirms


Miami Herald reports Miami Dolphins will fire Head Coach Tony Sparano at the end of the season. GM Jeff Ireland will remain at his post.

Red Broward football expert Hazelle Rogers (D-Can I Get It In Ones?) confirmed the report. She added her first choice for coach is former JETS honcho Rich Kotite.

For the crew at Team Broward–this is SATIRE. A joke. Hazelle wants Jerry Glanville.

Hazelle Handicaps Heisman Hopefuls


Representative Hazelle Rogers, Red Broward’s resident football expert, chimes in on the Heisman Trophy race.

While she still hopes the Miami Dolphins draft Stanford QB Andrew Luck, she thinks Tyrann Mathieu-The Honey Bader from LSU, will win the Heisman.


For the folks at Kings Point Democrat club–this is satire. A joke. Hazelle doesn’t have a Heisman favorite.